So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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