Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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