i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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