I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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