Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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