Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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