About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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