Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
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i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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