it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I don't deserve a penis
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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