I looked at my own cervix.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I have aggressive nipples.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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