So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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