so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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