he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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