Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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