hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just made my gag reflex go away.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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