My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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