It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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