im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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