she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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