dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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