im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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