I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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