Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He shit in the fireplace
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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