Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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