If i come over, it means nothing
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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