I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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