You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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