Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
birth control should be required to get into college
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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