fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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