I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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