I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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