i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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