I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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