hotel room ftw
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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