marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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