I hate all girls vehemently.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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