hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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