Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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