Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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