is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You ate ashes out of my bong
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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