I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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