Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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