Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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