I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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