im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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