Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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