They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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