I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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