Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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