well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize